The hilarity of this book cover will never die.
Now if this book had been about Africa, a negro on the cover would have made sense. They would have a hard time finding a world-famous guy from dark Africa, but still, it would have made sense.
But it’s not about Africa, it’s supposed to be about Europe. So why not Charlemagne, Rembrandt, Louis XIV? Plenty of iconic European people to choose from. Political correctness at it’s silliest.
[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with light blue and green alternating. Foreground: White man with black-rimmed glasses wearing a pink and black striped t-shirt, a small black bag strapped over his shoulder, and visible tattoos on his arms. Top text: “What do you mean you can’t afford to feed your family vegan food?” Bottom text: “If you have the internet, you can afford it.”]
Because everyone pays for internet. Because internet is always expensive. Because internet is always a luxury. Because poor people with things aren’t really poor.
Oh come on, there are even homeless people on tumblr. Nothing really suprises me anymore these days. That, or people on tumblr are lying their asses off. Besides, who needs vegan food anyway? It’s unhealthy. And idiotic. Say you kept chicken, and they lay eggs? What would you do with ‘em, throw them away, feed them to the dog…? That’s just being wasteful. If you wanna safe the earth and the enviroment can’t you find ways to do it that aren’t totally gay? I’ve met plenty of vegetarian people that I got along with, my own mother was vegetarian for years, to give one example. But all the vegans I have ever met in my life have been annoying little brats, pretentious and whiny.
I remember there was this albino kid in high school, she was “raised vegan” and she was always being super smug about it and telling her classmates and even teachers they were “horrible people” for not being vegans and that they were “destroying the earth”. She always sounded like she was crying or nearly breaking into tears. Seriously, fuck that. Maybe I would be more positive towards vegans and veganism if the vegans I had met hadn’t been such annoying bastards.
If I give you the name of communismkills mother and her current address will you keep it a secret. Ps. Communism kills masterbates everytime one of her retarded kittens dies.
If you want to tell me something in private, you have to ask me under your account name otherwise I cannot answer in private. As for the last part of your message, that’s just sick and not even funny. Though I am pretty sure you are laughing right now because you’ve made such a very smart joke.