Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone
they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face
Haha xD
Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone
they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face
Haha xD

ugh, this is just the best.
He sorta does look like a simpleton to me though, cute as this may be. Like Forrest Gump was good at running and catching shrimp, this guy’s good at baking pizza’s and lifting presidents. And that’s probably about it. :)
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Almost every white person on Tumblr (via communismkills) …how refreshing it would be to have some more self-hating black people on Tumblr, for the sake of balance. Just to even things out. ;)
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But, unlike them, I don’t want to see my political opponents killed via death squads.
Would be awefully convenient, though. Although you can never kill them all; you always need a few of the dumb ones making an ass out of themselves. :)
She was some left-wing hippie vegan LOL Anyway…… she always came over and whenever we mentioned Christianity she would start laughing at it. So I decided I’d get the last laugh. Whenever I served her soup, we purposely put in real chicken broth and thin slices of chicken LOL So mean I know but hey, who’s laughing NOW??
She would eat it and be like “This imitation meat is really chewy”. gee I wonder why LOL!!!!
She should thank you for improving her diet. :)
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Winston Churchill and his family with Charlie Chaplin
I never knew Chaplin was from Jersey! Look at dat tan! :P