fuckyeahdisingenuousliberal:

[Picture: Background: 8 piece pie style color split with light blue and green alternating. Foreground: White man with black-rimmed glasses wearing a pink and black striped t-shirt, a small black bag strapped over his shoulder, and visible tattoos on his arms. Top text: “What do you mean you can’t afford to feed your family vegan food?” Bottom text: “If you have the internet, you can afford it.”]

Because everyone pays for internet. Because internet is always expensive. Because internet is always a luxury. Because poor people with things aren’t really poor.

Oh come on, there are even homeless people on tumblr. Nothing really suprises me anymore these days. That, or people on tumblr are lying their asses off. Besides, who needs vegan food anyway? It’s unhealthy. And idiotic. Say you kept chicken, and they lay eggs? What would you do with ‘em, throw them away, feed them to the dog…? That’s just being wasteful. If you wanna safe the earth and the enviroment can’t you find ways to do it that aren’t totally gay? I’ve met plenty of vegetarian people that I got along with, my own mother was vegetarian for years, to give one example. But all the vegans I have ever met in my life have been annoying little brats, pretentious and whiny. 

I remember there was this albino kid in high school, she was “raised vegan” and she was always being super smug about it and telling her classmates and even teachers they were “horrible people” for not being vegans and that they were “destroying the earth”. She always sounded like she was crying or nearly breaking into tears. Seriously, fuck that. Maybe I would be more positive towards vegans and veganism if the vegans I had met hadn’t been such annoying bastards. 

communismkills:

If someone walked around saying “I’m Napoleon!” you would think they belong locked up.

If someone walks around saying “I’m a cat!” or “I’m a chair!”, they belong locked up.

I disagree about locking these people up. I think most of them are just harmless idiots. I am not a big fan of locking people up for being weird, only when they are a threat to themselves or others it should be an option. 

If I ever have the good fortune of meeting someone who claims to be Napoleon I’d probably ask him about Waterloo and have some fun. If I met someone “otherkin” I’d probably ask if they let themselves out or if their “owners” take them for a walk every once in a while. ;)

These people make me laugh. The more serious they are, the funnier it becomes. They obviously have mental problems but I wouldn’t be too worried. Unless of course my house would be plagued with “feral otherkins” and they’d leave dead birds in my shoes, I’d probably freak out. :)

My nazi friends? What have you been smoking?